when u starin at your crush and they catch u
my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed
"what do u want to be when u grow up"
in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began
how long until it ends? fuck this war
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.